She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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