Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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