did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I will pee on everything he values.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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