Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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