How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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