SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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