Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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