Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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