he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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