Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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