I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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