need another drink. this is the easiest way
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
