Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize