i already hear my dad disowning me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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