He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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