is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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