She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize