she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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