I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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