Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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