When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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