I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
this just has baby written all over it
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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