what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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