Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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