We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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