Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
