what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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