i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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