im having a threesome with these popsicles
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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