i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That accounts for only three of the penises
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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