Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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