I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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