I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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