Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she was so not down for the gang bang
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
