your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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