do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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