508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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