did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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