My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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