Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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