Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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