So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I want her autograph on my taint
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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