Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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