imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i came on her dog
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
