i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My vagina is officially offended.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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