In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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