I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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