friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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