so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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