So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
