Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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