belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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