it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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