Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
