He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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