Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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